CHI-TOWN SOLDIERS
We are the Chi-Town Soldiers
Home
CTS
Gallery
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Log in
CHI-TOWN SOLDIERS
::
GUESTS/MEMBERS
::
GENERAL TALK
::
xmas tradition
Post a reply
Username
Subject
Message body
x
YouTube
Dailymotion
x
px
Tiny
Small
Normal
Large
Huge
Dark Red
Red
Orange
Brown
Yellow
Green
Olive
Cyan
Blue
Dark Blue
Indigo
Violet
White
Black
Arial
Arial Black
Comic Sans Ms
Courier New
Georgia
Impact
Times New Roman
Trebuchet MS
Verdana
Index
Exponent
Spoiler
Hidden
Horizontal scrolling
Vertical scrolling
Random
WoW
x
Ok
Ok
Ok
x
px
Ok
YouTube
Dailymotion
Ok
Tiny
Small
Normal
Large
Huge
Dark Red
Red
Orange
Brown
Yellow
Green
Olive
Cyan
Blue
Dark Blue
Indigo
Violet
White
Black
Arial
Arial Black
Comic Sans Ms
Courier New
Georgia
Impact
Times New Roman
Trebuchet MS
Verdana
Index
Exponent
Spoiler
Hidden
Horizontal scrolling
Vertical scrolling
Random
WoW
Close Tags
Options
Options
HTML is OFF
BBCode
is ON
Smilies are ON
Disable BBCode in this post
Disable Smilies in this post
Jump to:
Select a forum
|
|--FALLEN SOLDIERS
| |--DEDICATED TO THE ONES WE HAVE LOST
|
|--GUESTS/MEMBERS
|--ON-LINE
|--GENERAL TALK
|--WAR REPORT
|--WAR SET UP
|--APPLICATIONS
|--VIDEO
|--OTHER GAME TALK
|--CHEATERS
Topic review
Author
Message
CTS-B_O_O_B_I_E
Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:20 am
Topic: xmas tradition
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.